You Can’t Poison Blue Marbles

I’ve seen Dinocrat trot out this argument against climate science in the past:

Take a fishbowl and place 10,000 blue marbles in it. Take out just one little blue marble and replace it with a green marble. You have now illustrated to yourself how much additional CO2 has increased in the atmosphere in the last several hundred years. Predicating doom on such a truly trivial event is not science.

What’s not science is arguing via terrible analogy.
So here’s another asinine analogy in the hopes that Dinocrat will stop using this nonsense as rationale for their conservative policy preferences.

Arsenic is deadly to a 150 pound (70 kilogram) human at a dose of about 42 milligrams. Take 70,000,000 blue marbles and replace 42 of them with green. We just killed all our marbles. If we want to kill someone with one marble, we can still do it in a pool of 1.6 million. A dinocrat-sized dose of arsenic would kill a human 160 times over.

That the change in carbon dioxide emissions represents 1/10,000th of the atmosphere tells us nothing beyond the obvious fact that small changes can have large consequences, as illustrated by arsenic in the human body.

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Oak Island Song #9- Small Wonder

Song for October. Go forth! Let the world know this is a song and songs is good. If you’re not seeing an embedded player hit refresh because Soundcloud and Bandcamp both hate WordPress (or so I’m told).

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M83- Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming

In the process of bestowing a 9.1 BNM on M83′s new album, Ian Cohen manages to characterize everything I find unappealing about the band.

And then there’s “Steve McQueen”, which somehow makes the preceding hour of music feel like its prelude. Point blank, it’s as close as most of us will get to being strapped inside a space shuttle, as midway through an almost unbearably tensile verse, you don’t hear drums so much as afterburners kicking in. By the chorus, it simply cannot go further up, and it explodes at the perfect moment into hair-metal guitar chords and synth-led skywriting. And yet, because it’s almost impossible to say what “Steve McQueen” is about (certainly not the actor), it’s capable of glorifying anything you choose– a slow motion shot of Kirk Gibson rounding the bases in the 1988 World Series, a holiday fireworks display, or getting into your car and simply celebrating the end of an exhausting day.

When exactly indie culture jumped the shark to endless praise for the band most capable of producing the best reverb-drenched Yes impression is hard to pinpoint but M83 built the motorcycle and the ramps, rented the tank, invited the crowd, etc etc. It’s utterly unclear to me what is appealing about epic-ness for the sake of epic-ness but that is M83′s business and apparently business is good.

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They Were Wrong, but Their Opinions are Being Revised

Buddy blog Knox Road posted a good column last week on one of my favorite albums, Liars’ They Were Wrong, So We Drowned. The post provides a nice bit of background on the making of the album and the backlash but I would say fails a little bit in explaining what is actually appealing about it.

I’ll give it a shot. I think the most essential element is how hook-y the album is. The pop elements might get lost for some listeners in the aggressively ugly aesthetic but almost every song is constructed around a few simple, spectacular pop hooks. In most circumstances, the key figure pops up at the end of phrases– the feedback bursts punctuating “Hold Hands and it Will Happen Anyway,” or the simple tom drum and ride rolls that give “We Fenced Other Houses With the Bones of Our Own” its structure. The songs all ride their repeating phrases in spectacularly ugly fashion.

EIGHT TRILLION BONUS POINTS FOR SETTING THIS TRACK TO HAXAN!

Anyway, the key adjective to take away from the album might be hypnotic. The hippie dominance of drum circles in the West belies how powerful the forms are. They Were Wrong, So We Drowned seems like the proper application of intensely drugged-out jam trances within a Western context. There’s no comfort in the grooves, no peace and love in its mesmeric repetition. It’s just scuzz, blood and witches. The few occasions the album flags is when it forgoes the melodic content to focus on sound and atmosphere. There’s no defending the purpose-less three minute thud of “Steam Rose From the Lifeless Cloak.”

The album really feels like the ultimate product of my idealized vision of the 90′s-early 2000′s basement scene. It uses its lofi aesthetic to its advantage, building melodies out of amp noise or distorted and affected hi-hat patterns.  It’s not tape noise for the sake of tape noise. The album is passionate and aggressively experimental without sacrificing melody. The overriding sloppiness of the album works to its advantage, giving the album a loose, live feel and its own weird in-the-pocket groove. In my world, “Broken Witch” is the perfect song for 40 sweaty kids in a New Brunswick basement to pump their fists and scream along to.

My biggest complaint is the album’s end. I love the closing track, “Flow My Tears the Spider Said.” Its waltz time and organ lines serve as a nice respite from the drum-driven content of the rest of the album but it works better for me as a middle-period palate cleanser. The album should really end with “Hold Hands and it Will Happen Anyway,” which drives the album home with a skeletal groove structured around relentless pounding toms and Angus Andrew’s ultra creepy whispered descriptions of the feeling of drowning. There’s clearly a message being communicated in “Flow My Tears, the Spider Said”‘s minutes of near-silent nature sounds but I love the album closing on a bang, not a whimper. Regardless, these are quibbles… quiet fade or angry blow out, They Were Wrong, So We Drowned is one of the best albums of the last decade. I’m glad people are taking notice.

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Reading David French is Like Ingesting Poison

David French has found an airtight case for his support of torture:

My position is simple: enhanced interrogation as designed and practiced by the Bush administration is legal under the laws of armed conflict and effective in the right circumstances.

Inarguable. And what of dissenting voices?

…where you stand is often based on what you know. The Barack Obama who ran for president is not the same Barack Obama who stepped up drone strikes, maintained Gitmo and the rendition program, and even issued kill orders for American citizens. Why? The simplest answer (and an answer I have good reason to believe is accurate) is that candidate Obama did not have access to the same information as President Obama

Okay, I was being sarcastic. This is really dumb. Drone strikes, rendition and the inability to muster the political will to close Gitmo are not torture. By extension of French’s argument, Obama’s willingness to end torture despite what he now knows as President should suggest to French his own position is flawed.

To phrase it another way– I say I hate poison (the substance, not the awesome band). “But Jeff,” you reply, “I love poison. You used to hate tomatoes and now you love 99 cent pizza slices! Poison shreds!” Sure, 99 cent pizza slices share some of the characteristics of poison, I’ll grant you that. But let’s get serious here– cheap pizza slices are not, in practice, poison. I can still safely and correctly hate poison. My enjoyment of 99 cent pizza even though tomato sauce used to gross me out has no bearing on your love for ingesting poison. By the way, you should probably stop eating poison.

More importantly though, did you guys read what he said? We’ve got multiple Obamas running around! French just let a major national security secret slip. Classified or not, French is duty bound to report what he knows about this vile usurper. Has Barack Obama the President had a goatee this whole time and I just haven’t noticed?? How does this fit in to our vast liberal conspiracy and why was I not informed?

I’ve got to go process all of this. We talked about other NRO writers on torture here.

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Alert! Working Families Party Astroturf Sniffed Out!

Well, I don’t know how they’ve managed it but conservatives have finally started to pull some threads on our vast left-wing conspiracy.

We all knew this was happening. We just didn’t think they’d be so open about it.

In case you had any doubt that these Wall Street protests were being manufactured by the far left, there’s this–

The pro-Obama Working Families Party of New York, a group that shares the same address as the SEIU and ACORN in New York, posted this advertisement on Craig’s list. They are looking for energetic progressives to help them to fight to hold Wall Street accountable. And the pay is $350-$650 a week depending on the responsibility and length of time of staff.

I guess it was the ad’s title, “FIGHT TO HOLD WALLSTEET ACCOUNTABLE NOW! MAKE A DIFFERNENCE (sic) GET PAID!”

Look, liberals– let’s get it together. We can’t have these slip-ups. It’s not enough to have our ads sound like innocuous requests for canvassers anymore! They’ve cracked the code. Fear the day the conservatives finally figure out who is really the puppet master pulling the strings of Soros (don’t tell them!).

There were rumblings that they were cracking the code months ago but it seems they’re close to blowing the whole thing wide open. I’ve pasted the full ad below for the liberals in the audience. Marching orders are embedded in paragraph 3. LET’S TIGHTEN IT UP, FAR LEFT. THEY’RE SNIFFING US OUT.

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FIGHT TO HOLD WALLSTREET ACCOUNTABLE NOW! MAKE A DIFFERNENCE GET PAID!

The Working Families Party (WFP) (www.workingfamiliesparty.org) is New York’s most energetic, independent and progressive political party. Formed in 1998 by a grassroots coalition of community organizations, neighborhood activists, and labor unions, we came together to build a society that works for all of us, not just Wall Street CEOs and the well-connected. WFP is independent from corporate and government funding and in-addition we are community based; community funded and equally uninfluenced by both major parties. Our agenda focuses on economic and social justice, corporate accountability, job creation, environmental protection, and investment in education and healthcare.

For the past twelve years the WFP has been at the fore front of progressive politics, Leading the fight and helping to frame the debate. The WFP has a proud record of fighting for issues that matter and has been instrumental in implementing key pieces of legislation such as Raising New York’s Minimum Wage, Enacting Living Wage Laws, Creating Thousands of Jobs In the Green Economy, Passing Healthcare Reforms on the Local Level, Fighting for Affordable Housing, Keeping Tuition Costs Low, A Progressive Tax Code, Reliable/Cost Effective Public Transit System, Public Financing Of Elections and Corporate Accountability . In addition, we have an unapologetic stance on supporting and pushing good candidates to enact progressive legislation

The WFP is seeking immediate hires.

You must be an energetic communicator, with a passion for social and economic justice.

Only outgoing, articulate dedicated, determined candidates will be considered for the positions.

For those candidates that qualify WFP offers substantial paid-training provided by senior leadership, on varied issues such as: advocacy, public speaking, mobilizing, fundraising, networking and organizing. We invest in passionate people with excellent communication skills and a full benefits package is offered to those candidates that qualify. In addition, there is opportunity for advancement and travel to our satellite chapters and out of state affiliates.

This is not a policy job! Through direct action you will be shaping NY state politics for the next 20 years.

If you care about New York and want to help educate and mobilize around legislative campaigns-then we look forward to hearing from you!

Apply at http://www.workingfamiliesparty.org/jobs/.

 

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Oak Island Song #8- Dabble in Haunt

Song for July. Tweetshare and Tumblepress with impunity. If you’re not seeing it, hit refresh or go here.

Along those lines, here’s an interview I did with The Pick and the Pen.

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From Behind Michael Walsh’s Unreasoning Mask

Michael Walsh offers some insight into the mind of America’s first African American president:

But Obama’s peevish side — his fundamental lack of a self-confidence grounded in a history of real accomplishment (as opposed to unwarranted self-esteem, which he has in abundance, and which his improbable election only solidified) — is his Achilles’ heel.

Walsh is right but come on guy, play fair. We can’t all be co-writer on the Disney Channel Original Movie Cadet Kelly.

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Andrew Stiles Offers Phony Choices and False Equivalences

Stiles:

President Obama’s remarks at a White House press conference Wednesday were riddled with false choices and phony equivalence. These are the same scare tactics Democrats have been using all year.

False choices and phony equivalencies? Scare tactics? Rhetorical questions? Well, fair enough, I trust my ideological opponents to argue in good faith. Let’s take a look at a random Stiles article to ensure he’s not engaging in such deplorable, duplicitous tactics… how about this one, entitled IPAB Under Fire, from May 3rd, 2011…

From the opening paragraph, on Medicare:

Ryan plans to salvage the soon-to-be-insolvent health-care entitlement for seniors by transitioning to a “premium support” model that empowers consumers to choose among competing private plans.

Soon to be insolvent? Well in the sense that the Earth is billions of years old, I guess 15 years from now is “soon.” Okay, so bad start. Let’s keep going.

because Democrats may soon be forced to weigh in on President Obama’s alternative to Ryan’s reforms, namely the Independent Payment Advisory Board (IPAB), a 15-member panel of “experts” that would be tasked with “improving” Medicare by “finding savings” in the program — which many fear is simply code for rationing (remember “death panels?”).

Democrats already did weigh in on IPAB, as it was passed in 2010 as part of the PPACA. Characterizing it as THE alternative to Ryan’s plan is a weird bit of phony equivalency, as the PPACA outlines several other methods for maintaining cost controls including value-based purchasing, restructuring fee-for-service rates and outlining payment penalties for low-quality providers. We’re focusing on the scare tactics and false equivalences Stiles is making here but follow this link for further explanation of why Ryan’s current plan and IPAB/PPACA are not equivalent in Medicare cost savings.

Oh, also, the rationing “many fear”? Well, IPAB is not allowed to ration care. At all. Here, from page 409: “The proposal shall not include any recommendation to ration health care, raise revenues or Medicare beneficiary premiums” Moreover, Congress has the ability to override, and the president to veto, any unwanted changes the board recommends.

The panel was included in the Senate’s version of the health-care bill only at the last minute, lost in the flurry of negotiations during the controversial reconciliation process used to pass the bill.

There’s no documentation on that and I had some difficulty researching the specific point at which the language in the bill was inserted. If anyone knows when IPAB became a formal part of the Senate bill let me know via email or in comments. However, as was common during the health care debate, Stiles here uses the implication that the bill was rushed (it was not) to suggest IPAB was some new, foreign concept. It papers over the fact that it’s an idea that has been around Washington for years. Paul Ryan himself proposed a similar cost-savings board in 2009. Back to Stiles:

In fact, some Democrats have already begun to weigh in against the idea. Rep. Phil Roe (R., Tenn.), who introduced a bill in late January to repeal IPAB, currently has more than 80 cosponsors, including a number of Democrats.

What number? 7.

The bill actually has 140 cosponsors now so that’s 5% Democratic cosponsors (and 3.6% of the Democratic caucus). I guess Andrew Stiles is technically correct, 7 is A number, but the implication that it’s any kind of equivalent amount is a pretty blatant distortion.

[Bill sponsor Rep. Phil] Roe, a physician, tells National Review Online that…that Great Britain has a health-care board comparable to IPAB, known as the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence — or NICE.

IPAB cannot ration care. NICE can.

He says boards like these serve only to undermine the quality and even the availability of patient care.

Who is using scare tactics now?

For instance, in a recent decision, NICE denied approval for a breast-cancer drug that helps treat late stages of the disease, prolonging the life of the patient by an average of ten weeks. NICE deemed this benefit insufficient to justify the cost of the drug.

Again, IPAB does not ration care. Moreover, the details of this story are so vague it’s difficult to understand exactly what drug Roe and Stiles are referring to. Presumably it is Tyverb, but there’s no real way of knowing. Not really a lie or anything, just shoddy journalism, but let’s try to wrap this up.

The whole piece starts to fall apart towards the end. Stiles repeatedly raises the spectre of rationing (remember “remember ‘death panels”?) and then quotes Roe as saying,

“If care is going to be rationed, and I think it is in some kind of way, should it be done by government bureaucrats or should it be patients who get to decide?”

What was all that about phony equivalency? This is just utter nonsense. Patients have no more choice on rationing under the Ryan plan than they do in current Medicare or under IPAB. As the Ryan plan is vague on defining benefits, it’s unclear what the standard of care will be but said benefits, or said rationing, will ultimately be determined by the Office of Personnel Management, i.e. government bureaucrats. Here is the Kaiser summation of Ryan plan benefit determinations:

The proposal would require private plans in the new Medicare Exchanges to comply with “a standard for benefits” that would be approved by the Office of Personnel Management.

There’s so much more, including some Pete Stark quotes that apply perfectly to the Ryan plan, but I think we can stop here. Life is too short, I’ve got pictures of cats to look at. Besides, we already know Stiles manufactures controversy (read: lies) so it shouldn’t be surprising it’s something he’d do habitually.

This is basically what his reporting amounts to. It’s perpetually misleading and never up to a standard that constitutes legitimate journalism. Were I his editor I would be embarrassed. Were I his publisher I would be furious. Then again, in both circumstances I would work for National Review so I’d probably be too busy screaming “ISLAM!” or putting cigars out on homosexuals to care (good looking out though, Potemra and Steorts).

Let me be clear on another point– I think Andrew Stiles is very good at this. Go read the article. Out of the crop of young reporters at NRO, he is clearly the most effective at spin or persuasion or urinating on decency or whatever it is his job actually entails.

What is it like living a life without shame? Speculate in comments.

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Effective and Ineffective Uses of Public Funds

Just wanted to highlight two articles from yesterday detaling two different uses of public money in New York City, one beneficial and one wasteful.

First, the positive: Noah Kazis reports for Streetsblog about a DOT pilot program providing additional street maps and guides to some neighborhoods in New York.

In Long Island City, Prospect Heights and Crown Heights, Chinatown, and Midtown, DOT hopes the new information will encourage more people to walk and help them get where they’re going faster…

According to the Wall Street Journal, DOT is willing to spend up to $9.5 million on the project over time, but this first phase will only cost $1.5 million, with 80 percent of that covered by the federal government, and local business improvement districts contributing as well.

A clarified Midtown would be a win for commuters like my mother, people not necessarily afraid of walking around New York but simply uninterested in dealing with the stress of figuring out where you need to go. Providing clarification and less fraught access to the thriving arts scene in Long Island City or the spectacular Caribbean food in Crown Heights has the potential for serious long term benefit. Hopefully it works out and we can see a broader expansion within the next few years.

Now on to the bad. Paul Cox has a great report for BushwickBK on the city providing $450,000 in tax breaks to grocery chain Bogopa to help fight food deserts.

Bogopa has agreed to build one new 10,000 square foot location in Corona, Queens, under the deal. The other five projects are renovations of larger existing stores in Concourse Village and Brownsville and expansions of 33% or less to stores in Jackson Heights, Bed-Stuy, and Bushwick. While the Bronx and Brooklyn supermarkets fall within the FRESH Program Areas, neither Queens location is near an eligible zone or an identified food desert. A NYCIDA spokesperson told BushwickBK that “not all eligible areas are currently visible on the map that’s on the website.”….

….In Bushwick, Bogopa has been granted incentives to increase the floor space of its 42,000 square-foot Wyckoff Food Bazaar by a third, despite the store – and its neighbor on an adjacent block, owned by the same company – already offering large selections of fresh food.

I’m open to the idea of public financing to improve access to fresh fruit and vegetables in poor or under-served areas but throwing money at a grocery chain to expand existing stores is not the way to go about it.

The two Myrtle-Wyckoff Food Bazaars already offer huge produce sections. Conversely, the outskirts of Bushwick, Bed-Stuy and East New York– areas along the Broadway JZ line– have few quality options. While the neighborhood is inundated with corner stores and bodegas, there’s almost no real grocery stores there (A terrible C-Town near the Bushwick Ave L aanndd…?). This Huffington Post piece reads like a press release but I think offers up the right kind of solution to this problem. Basically- a group in Chicago has launched a mobile subsidized grocery bus:

On May 23, the bus began running routes in Lawndale and Austin, making three stops a day, two days a week. And the demand has been overwhelming: in its first five days, project manager Dara Cooper told HuffPost the bus served over 600 customers.

Experimentation in opening up services and access to under-served communities: good. Purposeless tax breaks to enhance entrenched business interests: bad.

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